Go Royals...errr...

Rewind to Monday afternoon. I'm sitting in my spacious cubicle at work, enjoying a nice day-long e-mail thread with Kyle and Jess, when Kyle busts out the big guns and asks if we want to go to the Royals game on Tuesday with Kendra (my friend, his g/f). I, of course, jumped at the opportunity. I almost couldn't type "I'm in" fast enough. It's like my brain thought I only had 4 seconds to reply before the offer was off the table. Anyway, I get through the rest of my Monday, wake up Tuesday, almost pee my pants because it's Royals game day and, since Kyle gave us the hookup, we were going for free AND getting good seats. I survive my day at work, race home, change, and we head out on our merry little way. Bri and I paper-rock-sissored for who would drive. This is especially funny because Bri and I are the two most indecisive people you will ever meet. Our conversation went about like this, Bri: "Paper-rock-sissor for who drives?" Me: "Okay." Bri: "One time or best out of three?" Me: "Let's just do one time." This is where this story really takes off, we tied on the first two times, so we had to do best out of three. Bahaha. You kind of had to be there. Anyway, head out on the road, Bri continuously says, "I'm hauling mad ass." This is hilarious even today, because I laughed when I wrote it. So, by the time we're getting to The K, "madass" is said all the time and it's making us all laugh, so we started in on weiner and nut jokes (it was buck night, so hot dogs and peanuts were $1). I'm glad my friends are equally as immature as I am, because these jokes were cracking me up. I did learn a couple of things at the game though. 1) Ken Griffey Jr. STILL plays baseball. I know, I thought he died too, he's got to be at least 900 years old. 2) We found the lamest couples in the KC metro. They sat right in front of us. I think I vomited a little in my mouth when the one girl picked EYE BOOGERS out of her b/f's eye. Their male friend appeared to flat iron his hair. 3) The Royals always blow their lead. Sad but true. 4) Kendra thinks Big League bubble gum is called "Out of the League." BAHAHAHAHAHA.