Cussing

People who don't cuss kind of irritate me. Also, I think they're liars. I don't think I've ever met someone who hasn't let a cuss word go every now and then. And who deemed cussing as bad anyway? In my opinion, people who don't cuss 1) are always judging others for their "offensive language" and 2) lack ways to express themselves. Seriously, let me set up a scenario. SCENARIOS! You drive home after a long day at work that was particularly stressful and you're trying to get your stuff out of the car. You turn around, with your hand in the door, and it slams right on your precious little fingers. Now what? Do you a) say "shit, fuck, son of a bitch", all rolled into one sentence, b) thank God for this learning experience and pray for your fingers to heal, or c) say "oh man, that is a real stinker of a situation"? If you answered "b" or "c", I'd recommend never reading my blog again for fear that you may read something offensive. :)